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[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 28 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I also get your point, but it’s a relatively minor distinction in Texas.

I know a few people that work a Renaissance Faire there who have gotten pulled over multiple times and almost went to jail because they were doing the speed limit in the slow lane, it was considered suspicious, and they looked like hippies.

[–] ericisshort@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As someone who has lived in Texas with warrants and without, I can confirm that it’s not a minor distinction. Luckily I haven’t had to return to Texas in years, but if I do, I will make sure I don’t have any open warrants before doing so. Texas cops will fuck your life up for unpaid traffic fines like you robbed a bank just because they can.

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Check my edit if you didn’t see it already.

[–] ericisshort@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, no question they profile heavily in Texas. I’ve been pulled over for the same, but they get pretty trigger happy once they learn you have any sort of warrant, so your risk of death goes up exponentially when stopped with warrants. I had a cop come running at my drivers side door with his gun drawn as soon as he ran my plates and saw my warrant for unpaid speeding ticket.

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 5 points 11 months ago

Yep, there’s a reason why many of them don’t work that faire any more. A few of them had their vehicles fully searched, multiple times, because they looked like the type who would have contraband. Those who still dare basically pray all the way to the fairgrounds, then don’t leave until it’s time to escape the state. Only the most straight-laced looking people with the most normal looking cars go out for community grocery runs and such.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

And then they gave me a speeding ticket for doing the speed limit, because of the out of state plates. Good old Texas.