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[–] Wrench@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The years of ped abuse and blows to the head from sparring at work. Never was a smart guy, but that sure didn't help.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] ashok36@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Preforms enhancing drugs.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Pez abuse usually only results in diabetes.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This whole conversation seems awfully Pez-imistic.