Dad Jokes

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submitted 9 months ago by retrolasered@lemmy.zip to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Radish

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[–] F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Goddamn it!

No. Radishes are cool as a cucumber. Or maybe not, since radishes are kinda spicy. But still. Radishes are might the best maybe be.

Edit: I was being silly. Which I never do. So maybe it didn’t come across like that.

[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I still judge you for commenting this on a dad joke.

[–] F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How can you “still” judge me after six minutes? Give it 10. Then we shall see.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

How can you still judge me after six minutes?

Yeah, that person needs to stop living in the distant past!

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago

Oh my god, I just got it.

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Pickled radishes are fire, though. NGL. Call me whatever,, but they fix a roasted beet & goat cheese salad.