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Anon has second thoughts about marriage (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] 11181514@lemmy.world 142 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Chinese media: everything is perfect in an uncanny valley sort of way

Mexican media: drugs, Jesus, boobs, or cartels

French media: like a student film with a budget

Indian media: this guy just punched a car so hard it turned into a transformer, then he turned into a transformer, then they fought and now everyone's dancing

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Sauce? I'd like to know more about these transformers. Thanks!

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Enthiran

But I can highly recommend RRR instead

[–] 11181514@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I swear to god I was just making shit up. I actually described a real movie?! That's hilarious!

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