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[–] 11181514@lemmy.world 142 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Chinese media: everything is perfect in an uncanny valley sort of way

Mexican media: drugs, Jesus, boobs, or cartels

French media: like a student film with a budget

Indian media: this guy just punched a car so hard it turned into a transformer, then he turned into a transformer, then they fought and now everyone's dancing

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Sauce? I'd like to know more about these transformers. Thanks!

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] 11181514@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

I swear to god I was just making shit up. I actually described a real movie?! That's hilarious!

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

rrr is very good. i recommend it too

[–] Pirky@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago
[–] admin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Mexican media: drugs, Jesus, boobs, or cartels

Also cooking shows and kitchen stuff.