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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon swims (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well I would hope there aren't any 290 pound 13-year-old gen alphas out there

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I will make one! It shall be a flesh gollum!

[–] Synthuir@lemmy.ml 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Golem*, unless you’re planning on it yearning for precioussssss

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

Yes.