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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 61 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

I love how the comments boil down to:

  • Young [completely ordinary item], and
  • Young [reason why I will never find fulfillment in life and will probably die alone, unloved, by alcohol or high speed lead injection]
[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"Young memory of my father's brain on the asphalt the day he died."

People just want any opportunity to vent.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Tbf I'd want to vent about that too

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 12 points 9 months ago

Young electron

[–] wolfshadowheart@slrpnk.net 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Not enough physical attributes though imo. Should be more like Young Dandruff, Young Acne (ft. Young Scab), maybe a Lil Stain or Big Mole y'know?

Edit: shout out to Young Eczema in the thread