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'Try not to let moose lick your car,' warns Parks Canada, as more moose flock to highways (www.cbc.ca)

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[–] notaviking@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

Me: seeing a moose by my car, "No moose get away, no!" Moose: notices me, but continues to stretch out that tongue to lick that salty goodness stuck to the car. Me: Now screaming top of my lungs, "No get away the car is frozen!" Moose: proceeds to lick the frozen metal. Me: running full speed trying to catch the moose running away with my fender stuck to it tongue