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Anon likes bikes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] JayDee@lemmy.ml 9 points 8 months ago

kryptonite U-lock.
locking skewers for the tires, gears, seat and handle bars.
an ugly color

At this point, they'll need an angle grinder to get anything valuable off the bike. It's more expensive but so long its not the standard of ever biker, bike thieves'll target easier bikes to steal off.