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Mark Zuckerberg raising cows by feeding them dry fruits and beer, says he wants to create world's best beef (ground.news)

submitted 8 months ago by Aatube@kbin.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Billionaire Mark Zuckerberg’s next passion is cows and beef. And to start with his passion, he has said that he is raising cows on an island in Hawaii by feeding them macadamia nuts and beer. The idea is, according to Zuckerberg, to create best beef in the world. Critics call cattle-raising project on Hawaii ranch ‘a billionaire’s strange sideshow’ and bad for the environment.

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[–] Gamoc@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

WHO FUCKING CARES. TAKE NEWS OUT OF YOUR SITE'S NAME.

[–] Aatube@kbin.social 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Boing boing, the Guardian, Sky News, Fox, NBC, India Today, the Blaze, and the New York Post. This is nottheonion, not serious news. If you don’t care, why the fuck are you here?

[–] Gamoc@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't care about Zuckerberg's feeble attempts to cosplay as a human whilst using it as PR to try and make himself seem like anything other than the unbelievable monster that he is. I do care that supposed news sites are doing the last part for him.

[–] Aatube@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago

Pretty much all of the websites are criticizing him for this. It’s happening and there are people who’d like to know this, so it’s news; soft news is news for better or worse.