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Margot Robbie Is Taking a Break From Acting After Barbie in Case People Are Sick of Her (www.ign.com)

submitted 9 months ago by pastermil@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 52 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So does she need a middle aged man to make margaritas and gossip by the pool with her?

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago (3 children)

That position has been filled. Sorry.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm livid!

Is there a waiting list?

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yeah I mean... At least to be the backup man.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Does she have anybody that explains things to her while they are having a bubble bath?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Tell Hoshi we love him