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[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 62 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (10 children)

You wouldn't believe what parents make up to get kids to do stuff they don't wanna do. I tell my 4 year old that the boogie man hates reading and stories, so as long as we read a bedtimes story, he won't come to get us.

[–] Saber_is_dead@lemmy.world 57 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"The boogie man hates it when you grab daddy a beer"

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 17 points 8 months ago

Yeah, I wish he was tall enough 😂.

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