officially 1 week since i blew zeros at the hospital. see you all tomorrow👍

today was tough but i made it through. got a meeting in 30mins, day 6. been one week since I absolutely sent it and I swear im still hungover.

day 5, meeting tonight, silently hyped. iwndwyt

IM BACK. for good this time.

-trigger warning-too many to count last friday i drank 30 beers and 3/4 bottle of scotch, was generally belligerent and self injuring so the ambulance was called, I got restrained and woke up in a padded room still smashed punching the glass and screaming, crashed again and woke up in mhicu, mental health intensive care unit, sober now and realising where I was, I was on best behaviour.

place sucks. no telly, no books no radio, fights every few hours, super heavy furniture, big frownie face on the wall written in blood. I literally sat and watched the clock for over 9hrs during the 3.5 days.

ive got an AA meeting in 3hrs. IWNDWYT

i wish they dated their comics cause man this ones old

zelensky

aaron schwartz rolling in his grave

i dont get it can someone pls explain

they bought us those participation trophies

so this actually worked for me one time i was at the shops with a homie and i locked eyes with a v cute girl checking out and got this shiver down my whole body and a depressing epiphany that id never meet her or know her name. anyway turns out my homie knew her and sent her a msg asking if she wanted my contact info, she said yes and msgd me asking about the cute girl shiver i was talking to my homie about. we dated for a year but just didnt really click

yeah cause women like dick and thats gay

oh is this why i nearly murdered that guy for dropping his cigarette butts down the drain