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If your toilet was sentient would you rather it crave your bodily waste or hate you for it? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 10 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Personally, I think it's like people with a foot fetish. Ok gross and weird but isnt harming anyone.

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[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This would probably be the only option but it would still be difficult because for a start there'd have to be a period of time between discovering it was sentient and getting that new toilet and you'd still have to shit and then there's the issue of whether the toilet can survive if removed and if it wants to or is OK with being move/removed. If not, you'd have to basically get an entire new bathroom to place a new toilet in which could be financially difficult.

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

You vastly overestimate my level of empathy for my talking toilet; I’d rip that bitch out in a heartbeat