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Oklahoma bill would require 'furries' be picked up from school by parents, animal control (www.oklahoman.com)

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[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But saying there isn’t a sexual aspect about it, is not true.

Bruh, take anything and you can probably find a sexual aspect about it.

There's a sexual aspect about Sports Illustrated. I'm not going to turn around and say everyone who subscribes to Sports Illustrated is a pervert.

[–] AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Facts. I mean, I know I don't need to, but I'm going to quote Rule 34 in its entirety:

If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

Take anything and I guarantee you, someone, somewhere, has sexualized it. And if not, there is Rule 35, which states

If there is no porn of it, porn of it will be made.

Some can interpret this as, "If you discover that something has no porn, you have a responsibility to make it."