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[–] bramblepatchmystery@slrpnk.net 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

In weird posts like this, the answer is always drugs, alcohol, and mental illness, or some combination of those three.

With his level of fame, wealth, and power, it's also possible he is a blackmail victim.

[–] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago (3 children)

drugs, alcohol, and mental illness,

I've had/have all 3 of those an I'm still not a cunt like Elon.

[–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The missing factor is perhaps free money given to you by your parents?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You need a team of drug-fueled yes men to approve of your halfwitted drug-fueled ideas.

Honestly the psychology of Musk is fascinating. I wish we could ethically clone him and just have a team of psychologists tear the clone apart and write a chart-busting non-fiction on his brain. And then dump the clone in a volcano because we don’t need more of that. And dumping the clone in the volcano becomes the biggest pay-per-view event of the decade.

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Yeah but are you also Seeth Eefrican

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't think that is possible. He has unimaginable power because of his wealth. If someone tried to blackmail him, he would destroy them.

[–] bramblepatchmystery@slrpnk.net 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We can safely say it's one of the first 3 then.

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Or, like, all 3.