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Anon makes friends with the cooks (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] PoliticalAgitator@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That sounds like exactly the "bullshit stereotype lifted straight from a movie" that you're trying to pin on others.

Real life isn't a Billy Joel song. All that 99 out of 100 people need from a bartender is "What can I get you?" followed by getting it.

Even more bizarrely, do you honestly think that a stranger who is drunk and oversharing qualifies as a friend? Do you think therapists have patients, or do you think they've just got a lot of super cool friends they hang out with all day?