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Slightly different approaches (startrek.website)

submitted 10 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 26 points 10 months ago (15 children)

Per the bible, we aren't really even allowed to be human beings and are all born wretches full of original sin. If that's true than I'd rather have the free ice cream and body tattoos and promiscuity while I'm going to hell.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 18 points 10 months ago (12 children)

Bible tl;dr: Jesus died so you DONT have original sin anymore.

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Was that before or after Goku defeated Buu with the Genkidama?

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Before, Goku died to Radditz to forgive our sins again because we just can't stop sinning.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

And then Goku stood with his 5 companions and they all went super Saiyan. 2. They channeled the energy from their pure hearts (even Vegeta, though everyone did doubt his heart was pure, they let it slide because they really wanted to see the coming fight and Brolly would have been just as questionable) and at first nothing happened and the god of destruction Beerus was about to destroy the world. 3. But then a new kind of energy filled Goku and powered him up even more than SSJ3, though it did not make his hair even bigger and brow even more like that of a pre-human hominid. 4. Instead, it turned his hair red and his ki godly and pleased even Beerus, who once destroyed an entire planet because they burned one side of his toast too much. 5. And then Goku the god looked at Beerus and said, "Let there be fight." 6. And then they fought and it was good.

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