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[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fuck you, you ol' bitch! We aren't fallin for that again. With your walking around and being live. You're dead.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just because you walk around doesn't mean you're alive. For all we know you're a zombie.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can you prove you're not a zombie?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 5 months ago

Is a demilich technically a zombie? 🤔