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this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2024
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I'm seriously thinking on it. Seriously. Surely a first-year law student could form a disclaimer that would pass muster.
"This product/service/whatever is not legal for use by citizens of the United States of America. This product/service/whatever confers no legal, uh, anything, in an American court of law."
"Not legal tender.", sort of thing. My god, you could take these people with monopoly money.
At this point I'm tired of being a decent, moral man. Why should I not grift these idiots? Why should I not print up Trump flags and Jesus flags? I could sleep at night taking these idiot's money.
I think if you specifically say something like "non-legal documents". You might even be able to get in "for novelty purposes" some where in there?
You only need them to buy it once its not like they are going to be repeat customers.
But you want them to post to their Facebook group about it so you get more customers.
Cause they will be in jail when the shit doesn't work or they will have lost custody of their children .
"*This item is for novelty and entertainment only."
Tiny print. Official looking text. Hard to read color.