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Japan’s ‘moon sniper’ probe made incredibly accurate landing, but is now upside down (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works -2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

6 month estimate would be a fission weapon boosted with tritium to increase the neutron flux and be a general very big bomb.

Yeah but where are they gonna get a turbo-encabulator with a strong enough frammersham that can properly (and in a stable way no less) counter the non-ionic grametes?

[–] ArtieShaw@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago

They would need at least 30 kilometrics of unobtanium and completely bypass the impact of the global flange shaft shortage. Possible if they source solely from Malaysia, but 9 months minimum.