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profit squeezer went to the Owen Hart school of grand entrances

hopefully this becomes the next rich dick trend

RIP bozo

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[-] Aquilae@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

as the strongest CEO Shanjay fought the fraud the king of falling Gravity he began to expand his domain "Zero (Social) Safety Nets" Gravity shrunk back in fear as Shanjay said "stand strong Gravity you are proud" and then he asked Shanjay "are you falling because you are Shanjay or are you Shanjay because you are falling" and Shanjay said "Nah I'd win"

Sorry jjk has not been good for my mental health

[-] AtomPunk@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Love seeing these out in the wild

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