They are losing their fucking minds.
this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2024
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Average lifespan is 77 for women, she’s not far off.
Also I’m middle aged, I’ve never thought of that. I need to go have my midlife crisis now.
Shitty time to have to buy a Mazda Miata. But we're going to need you to go ahead and get one purchased.
I bought mine at 25. Does that mean I'll be dead by 50?
Bad news. With inflation, it's not going to be twenty five years for the back half.