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I play a cleric in my party. Previously, we've been asked to recover and return a certain plot-important NPC who didn't exactly want to be transported...
We killed him, transported the corpse, handcuffed it, and then raised him at the destination. It's a lot easier to transport a body than a live half-elf who is actively trying to escape.
Did you draw dicks on his face?
We may be evil, but we aren't chaotic. A professional has standards.
So... High quality dicks then?
Naturally. Using Arcane Mark, so it doesn't wash off.
Thats my boy.