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[–] skulblaka@startrek.website 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I play a cleric in my party. Previously, we've been asked to recover and return a certain plot-important NPC who didn't exactly want to be transported...

We killed him, transported the corpse, handcuffed it, and then raised him at the destination. It's a lot easier to transport a body than a live half-elf who is actively trying to escape.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Did you draw dicks on his face?

[–] skulblaka@startrek.website 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We may be evil, but we aren't chaotic. A professional has standards.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So... High quality dicks then?

[–] skulblaka@startrek.website 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Naturally. Using Arcane Mark, so it doesn't wash off.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago