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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago (4 children)

You can go here to see what it sounds like played on a more human time scale.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] speck@kbin.social 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The preview gave it away, but I could sense that trap coming anyhow

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Admiral Ackbar over here

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 14 points 9 months ago

XcQ, link stays blue

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 months ago

fuck you people that replied to this message, I would have fallen for it if you hadn't decided to post your comments

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 9 months ago

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