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[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 82 points 9 months ago (27 children)

Nope. It's been scientifically shown that eating vegetables, clean protein, and olive oil drastically reduces your risk of heart disease, cancer, diabetes, and stroke. Things that Americans don't eat.

[–] einat2346 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Checks pizza:

  • Flour crust, vegetable
  • Pepperoni, clean cooked protein
  • Olive Oil, probably
[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Probably more like

-glyphosate adulterated with some flour, wilted veggies but who will notice once they are cooked.

-Old sandwich meat that has been returned, scrubbed, and re-mashed into pepperoni (my mom worked at a plant that actually did this)

-mixture of mostly palm and other oils, not guaranteed to be from plants and perfumed, branded as extra virgin olive oil for a markup over the same thing without perfume sold as vegetable oil.

Side note: fuck palm oil as much as fuck nestle.

Edit: why does formatting suck with every Lemmy app.

[–] makunamatata@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 9 months ago
  • two hamburgers for protein
  • iceberg lettuce for vegetables
  • cheese, more proteins
  • special sauce - vitamins
  • onions and pickles- veggies
  • bun with sesame seeds - more veggies

McD’s serves a complete Mediterranean meal and no one talks about that!

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