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Anon doesn't like snipers (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Anon doesn't know how to use smoke grenades.

Actually got me thinking about how people whine about campers. Like... They're just sitting there. In the same spot. If they kill you more than twice, that's on you since after the first two times you should know they are there and be able to get the drop on them. First time, maybe they just happen to be moving through. Second time, you now know they are camping. Toss grenades in, sneak up on them, etc.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Some maps are designed where certain camping spots are nearly impossible to approach without being in their firing zone.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"youtube dot com counter strike two smoke lineup"