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[-] Algaroth@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago

Check myself out nude and then start working on a Norwegian black metal album.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I like all the men chiming in who think that Taylor Swift isn't hot enough for them. Because I'm sure all the women interested in them are far more attractive than Taylor Swift, which is why they have such high standards.

[-] rambaroo@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I mean, people are allowed to have preferences. I also find it hypocritical that the thread OP is acting like everyone else is super misogynistic when his first thought was to check himself out if he was Taylor Swift. Cause my first thought was to do something good with the billion dollars she has. Not that I think she's a bad person or anything.

Second thought was now I actually have musical talent, so I'd go play all her fancy guitars

[-] Algaroth@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

You're such a hypocrite. If a woman woke up with a dick she would immediately jerk off. That's the least odd part about my post.

[-] Algaroth@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Right? And who the hell asked? They just swarmed in.

[-] Thief_of_Crows@lemmy.ml 0 points 3 months ago

I mean, she's unattractive enough that I'd consider not going on a 2nd date if I wasn't into her on the 1st. Where like a supermodel or whatever, I'd put up with not liking them for several months if she's into me.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I'm sure many supermodels have been very into you.

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