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"There is LITERALLY nothing gay about it" (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Hello_there@kbin.social 120 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Does this idiot think you can't get STDs from oral?

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 81 points 7 months ago

He's going through mental gymnastics instead of just kissing those cute cross dressers. Of course he's deranged

[–] OlPatchy2Eyes@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You won't get HIV from receiving oral sex under normal circumstances. That might be a confusing factor. Don't know specifics of other diseases.

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 45 points 7 months ago

you can get oral chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, and hpv

so yeahhhh it’s basically everything

[–] PatMustard@feddit.uk 12 points 7 months ago

The most well known one is cold sores (herpes)

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 7 months ago

Had he said he's using a condom, but no mention of that. His dick will fall off and we'll all laugh. But he's not gay, bro.

I believe that they'd be the best blowjobs, what with the other parties knowing what a blowjob feels like. But I have no urge to find out.