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I wish for a magically enhanced iPhone that's always the latest model. (infosec.pub)

submitted 11 months ago by henfredemars@infosec.pub to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 1 points 11 months ago

Granted. It's magically enhanced to suit Apple's needs, not yours, and the models constantly veer towards enshittfication. It spies on you more and more while doing less and less. You have to watch ads to open apps. Contacts constantly receive sponsored messages from you and eventually block you on all platforms. Only the advertisers want anything to do with you anymore.