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[โ€“] iiGxC@slrpnk.net 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

What can I say? Everytime I get an update I get a little spike in dopamine. Arch is perfect for that

I also get a little spike in dopamine every time I don't hurt an animal. That's why I'm vegan too ๐Ÿ˜Ž don't even get me started on the "b12-less buzz" ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] joyjoy@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sadly, those updates have diminishing returns for me. "Oh, yet another kernel update. Time to reboot again."

[โ€“] iiGxC@slrpnk.net 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"honey time for a kernel update and reboot"

"yes dear"

[โ€“] owatnext@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

b12-less buzz

I just take a B complex vitamin each morning.

[โ€“] iiGxC@slrpnk.net 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but then you miss out on the buzz (/s, referring to one of the symptoms of b12 deficiency "paresthesia in hands and feet" https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/vitamin-b12-deficiency-symptoms#pins-and-needles)

[โ€“] owatnext@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Guess I'm missing out!

[โ€“] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 months ago