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Raccoons

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A place for raccoons migrating from reddit.

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[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What’s the opposite of a raccoon?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Idunno, a truck of some sort? 🤷

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I guess it would be:

  • Dark circles above eyes
  • Excretes junk
  • Tall and slim
  • Stays up all day
  • Ugly coward

I can't think of anything which precisely fits this description...

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I heard this comment.

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Well fuck, I’m a duck