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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Investment returns of broad market: 10-15%. Don't invest with your bank, invest with a brokerage.

That doesn't exactly work if you don't have money to begin with though...

[–] sudo 4 points 9 months ago

Step 1. Have money

Well I guess we're fucked.

[–] Shurimal@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago

The first rule of making money: Have money.