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submitted 7 months ago by robocall@lemmy.world to c/me_irl@lemmy.world

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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I have fantasized for years about buying a toto toilet. the most expensive one I could afford.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

What's a toto toilet? Is it like the band? The dog? Totoro?

[–] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Yeah it sings Africa every time you take a crap.

[–] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

The bidet on that thing feels like a blessed rain down in Africa

[–] Zink@programming.dev 5 points 7 months ago

Does it just start at the “I bless the rains” line when you take a quick piss?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

🎵 It's gonna take some time to get this crap out of you

There's nothing that a hundred men waiting outside your bathroom door could ever do 🎵

[–] kazren@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Maybe you should just take a laaaaaxxxaativeee

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Ass-frica*

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

It's a brand. Some of their toilets have Japanese tech.

[–] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

"I give you happy poopy time!"