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submitted 9 months ago by MacedWindow@lemmy.world to c/insanepeoplefacebook@lemmy.world

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[–] Squeezer@lemmy.world 152 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I promise not to use the doorbell, instead I shall announce my arrival by throwing acorns at the door.

[–] hexabs@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago

Topical 🌰

[–] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is America, sonny! You don't throw acorns like some forest folk! You unload your Glock 19 into the door frame and pray to God you don't need more ammo!

[–] stjobe@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

"Praise the lord and pass the ammunition" ;)

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

You acorn owners are all the same. Don't you know that acorn owners are twice as likely to have an acorn hit the roof of their car than non-acorn owners?

[–] MaxPow3r11@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

Just make sure there are no cops.

They might send a tank to take care of the acorn threat.