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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon had a burger (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 52 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The truth is, I may look like I have it all, but inside I'm just a scared little boy who never learned how to ask for people's food or their burgers. And the thing that scares me the most is that if people found out, my wife would go to jail, 'cause every night... A little boy goes down on her.

[–] trevdog@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

I think you should leave

[–] pastaPersona@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Gimme dat!