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Damn, no wonder I'm so short. I'm poor as fuck. Going to need to get some cash so I can reach stuff on the top shelf.
the capitalists don't want you to know this, but using a ladder is more stable than standing on a pile of money (!!)
Don't listen to this, it's just communist propaganda!
Get some poors to tape the money together and attach them to the bottom of your boots. True capitalists wear money stilts and they are taller than commie ladders!