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My fetish is to meet a woman on tinder, take her to a restaurant, and excuse myself. I then go tell the staff it's her birthday so they go sing happy birthday to her while she is alone at the table.
I then leave.
My fetish (isn't optional).
I imagine that someone out there shares this desire. Feels like you should (both) put in a support ticket so Tinder can help you meet.