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>be me
>4th grade
>bring 3 sharpners to school
>friend tells me thats a lot of sharpners
>bring 3 more sharpners the next day >friend gives me his sharpner to grow my collection
>start collecting more and more sharpners
>go to stationary every week to by more sharpners
>collect about 70 sharpners by the end of the month
>start bringing a tiny bag to carry thoes sharpner
>english teacher asks for a sharpner
>offer her the bag thinking she'd be impressed
>sees all my sharpners and writes a note to my parents
>only allowed to bring 1 sharpner
>idea.jpg
>make a huge sharpner out of cardboard
>dad helps me to color it with red and silver spray paint
>display it on my table during the english period
>get sent to the office

fun days

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[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 37 points 4 months ago

I knew a guy in high school that would use the blades from sharpeners and pen ink to give himself tattoos. They were about as good as you can imagine.

[-] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago

Bet he grew up to have a successful career in prison.

[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago

I lost touch, but it seems likely.

[-] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Possibly as a laser tattoo removal specialist?

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