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submitted 8 months ago by euphoric_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 91 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Today HP, if they could find a profit in it, would shoot both those dogs in front of orphans.

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Then they would shoot the orphans even if there was no profit involved.

[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Probably not tho but only cause bullets cost money

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just don't give them any ideas, before you know it they'll start selling bullets for a monthly fee: 'HP Insta Kill'.

[–] GeneralVincent@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The gun they sell to you at a slight loss, but you can only use their bullets

Edit: I prefer their competitors Smith & Epson or Sig Brother. Some people just like having a hand Canon though.

[–] Beryl@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Yeah but it's either that or the c-suits have to buy slightly smaller yachts

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago

And then they’d try to work orphan-spectated-doge-murdering-as-a-service into their global business model.

[–] franklin@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Capitalism corrupts