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Anon likes sharpners
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
You'd think that someone whose best story was about sharpeners would learn to spell sharpener.
My impression was that they were writing it as they contemporaneously verbalized it for effect and/or whimsy. Kids eat the e.
And then they go clubbing.