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I wish I was I was on paid vacation for two weeks starting immediately. (infosec.pub)
submitted 8 months ago by henfredemars@infosec.pub to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz
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I really don't want to go into work tomorrow.

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[–] MxRemy@lemmy.one 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Granted. You get your paid two weeks, no strings attached. Your new job as a transmission tower climber has surprisingly decent benefits.