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Russia and China plan to install a nuclear power plant on the Moon (intlmonitor.com)

submitted 7 months ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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If you think your commute is bad now..

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[–] Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We're sailors on the Moon, we carry a harpoon

[–] weariedfae@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Whalers.

But there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales and sing a whaling tube.

[–] SaintWacko@midwest.social 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Tune.

[–] weariedfae@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Ducking autocorrect