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Anon tries to eat better (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 15 points 8 months ago

All I can think of is that gym bro doing shots of olive oil. It's an ancient greentext story, where he figured it's fine on food and in food, so the free calories are easy gains. Right? This went great until poop exited his body unimpeded. It would be misleading and incomplete to say that he shit his pants. It's more that a whole turd let itself out and made its way straight down one pant leg. Like it had important places to be.