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[โ€“] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

This is up there for me, but I think my all time favorite story is the one where the guy in the other stall answers his cell phone and starts loudly talking while the OP is trying to do his business. I'll have to see if I can find it.

Edit: Found it.

Edit 2: Higher res image posted by @Pulptastic@midwest.social

[โ€“] Pulptastic@midwest.social 9 points 8 months ago

Higher res version?