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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 75 points 8 months ago (2 children)

This motherfucker watched a movie where a girl inherits all of the memories of her 4 most recent female ancestors because her mother used drugs while she was pregnant and he's like "that isn't how sound moves through sand"

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Is that an actual movie cause that sounds wild

[–] o2inhaler@lemmy.ca 14 points 8 months ago

Yeah that's dune

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's the story of dune, and it was covered in the 1984 movie. Idk if the new one gets into it I haven't seen it yet

[–] frezik@midwest.social 2 points 8 months ago

It wouldn't be Dune without being overenthusastic about the capabilities of psychedelics.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 4 points 8 months ago

Oh yeah, and it gets weirder from there.

[–] VulKendov@reddthat.com 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He's a physicist, so he's obviously going to comment on the physics. He might've commented on it if he was a geneticist, ob/gyn, or pharmacist.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

Or he could have the insight that this story wasn't going for scientific accuracy