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Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven't written a single line of code in half of these languages

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[–] sheepishly@kbin.social 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Real fast inverse square root algorithm hours

[–] PlexSheep@feddit.de 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

That one is not that complicated if you don't think about the math. It's basically just if we interpret the float as int and add a magic number we have a good estimation.

From what I remember at least, it's been a little while since I implemented it.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

IIRC also relying on how floating-point is basically scientific notation and the most-significant bits are the exponent.

And most importantly, relying on how a sloppy answer works just fine. The most important skill in game development is cheating.

[–] sheepishly@kbin.social 6 points 8 months ago

The most important skill in game development is cheating.

Makes me feel better about my own game dev attempts lmao.

[–] sheepishly@kbin.social 8 points 8 months ago

I was more thinking of the comments which are pretty much exactly what you said ("incomprehensible bit hacks" followed by "what the FUCK?")