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Solutions? Where we're going, we don't need solutions. (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by renzev@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven't written a single line of code in half of these languages

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[–] nintendiator@feddit.cl 25 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Problem → return Solution;

C++:

Problem →

const [auto]&& (Problem&& problem) noexcept(noexcept( Solution<Problem>{}(std::forward<Problem>(problem)) )) { return Solution<Problem>{}(std::forward<Problem>(problem)); } -> decltype( Solution<Problem>{}(std::forward<Problem>(problem)) )

[–] xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

return *(solution_t*)&problem;

[–] nintendiator@feddit.cl 5 points 8 months ago

Maximum optimization!

[–] veniasilente@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But this doesn't return the Solution. You don't invoke the lambda.

(Or does C++ have implied returns now? Last I heard there was implied move)

[–] nintendiator@feddit.cl 2 points 8 months ago

Actually I do; it's the {} that initializes the lambda, and the parenthesis after invokes.

That said, it would have been fun.