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[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

The mango is pretty good. Everyone in here is attempting to dunk on still water in a can that's $4 and ignoring that this is regularly sold at venues with a captured audience who can't bring in outside drinks and that it's the best sparkling water around.