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[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 44 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Trump's property is valuable. Does that mean we can bomb Trump and take it?

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago

Trump’s property isn’t that valuable.

So that’s no, on the bombing. The taking… oh, it’s about to start….

[–] RainfallSonata@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

NY AG is about to take it anyway, no bombing required. Win-win!

[–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

If he can't defend it, he doesn't deserve it.